justin
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Post by justin on Jan 25, 2004 18:42:49 GMT -5
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ******************************************** Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGH! T YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. WAV files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck! Tech Support ;D
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cdaxena
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Post by cdaxena on Jan 29, 2004 9:20:08 GMT -5
I am a guessin' this hot topic with die...unless....someone has computer trouble. Now that I think about it. We will always have trouble with these darned machines. It is the nature of the beast. That is why there is so much humor written about them.
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jaxonc2
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Post by jaxonc2 on Jan 29, 2004 10:49:22 GMT -5
The IBM still has its natural born ailments but I think they are somewhat controlled with careful attention.
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Post by jaxonc2 on Jan 30, 2004 18:30:50 GMT -5
A lot of careful attention. Lately it has been refusing to wake up.
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cdaxena
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Post by cdaxena on Jan 30, 2004 22:33:28 GMT -5
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Krash
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Post by Krash on Feb 2, 2004 12:22:06 GMT -5
this topic will be the death of me, lol
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jaxonc2
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Post by jaxonc2 on Feb 2, 2004 20:19:39 GMT -5
<looking for a hammer>
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cdaxena
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Post by cdaxena on Feb 3, 2004 21:05:38 GMT -5
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Krash
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Post by Krash on Feb 4, 2004 0:11:43 GMT -5
haha, wish i would have had that yesterday, had to format my hard drive this morning...handy
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cdaxena
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Post by cdaxena on Feb 5, 2004 22:52:47 GMT -5
What happened? Did your computer catch a virus? My computer gets a daily dose of Nortons antivirus medication.
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jaxonc2
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Post by jaxonc2 on Feb 8, 2004 12:55:44 GMT -5
the IBM still suffers I think it is a fruitless effort but it does work now and then
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Krash
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Post by Krash on Feb 8, 2004 21:44:32 GMT -5
yeah...got a virus. I think someone was using my puter and when a popup came up they clicked yes to download something and it was infected. dunno what tho
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jaxonc2
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Post by jaxonc2 on Feb 9, 2004 0:19:57 GMT -5
the IBM was born cursed there is no hope it works now and then, but ...
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jaxonc2
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Post by jaxonc2 on Feb 15, 2004 4:52:00 GMT -5
stay away from those they'll get you in trouble every time
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Krash
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Post by Krash on Feb 17, 2004 20:40:18 GMT -5
i had some girl ask me to do naughty things over the puter the other day..i was like...uhhh...thanks but no thanks. lol
what is wrong with our world?
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