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Post by Krash on Jan 17, 2004 22:45:55 GMT -5
CLEAR!
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Post by jaxonc2 on Jan 17, 2004 23:35:18 GMT -5
Vitals look pretty good but it seems to have a bit of an attitude.
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Krash
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Post by Krash on Jan 17, 2004 23:47:00 GMT -5
crank up the pwer, teach it a lesson or two
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Post by jaxonc2 on Jan 18, 2004 0:20:27 GMT -5
This PC has only just begun to take solids. Instant messaging is coming up on the next plate.
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Krash
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Post by Krash on Jan 18, 2004 0:25:38 GMT -5
when will it begin talking?
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Post by jaxonc2 on Jan 18, 2004 0:30:02 GMT -5
If it ever does I'm gonna break out the duct tape. You would not believe the tantrums it used to thow though.
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Krash
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Post by Krash on Jan 18, 2004 0:31:27 GMT -5
im thinking i know what you mean...ive seen these things do that before
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Post by jaxonc2 on Jan 18, 2004 0:52:54 GMT -5
gotta go feed the IBM. Downloads complete
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Post by Krash on Jan 18, 2004 0:58:14 GMT -5
it eats too...hmmm
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cdaxena
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Post by cdaxena on Jan 18, 2004 10:49:45 GMT -5
Well, I am happy to report that I am back up and running fine now for the time being.
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Post by jaxonc2 on Jan 18, 2004 15:18:14 GMT -5
We almost forgot about you. You've been busy adopting a rehabilitated newborn, while I have been trying to raise the dead.
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Post by Krash on Jan 19, 2004 20:38:33 GMT -5
we still love you tho
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cdaxena
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Post by cdaxena on Jan 22, 2004 10:31:52 GMT -5
I see that jaxonc2 has not given a follow-up on his computer's last medical treatment. It appears to be working. It seems his computer is getting to old for the spicy diet he was feeding it. Plus, he kept forgetting to feed his computer its update medication. Like my computer, the technology is getting to be no longer compatible for his machine. He will stop downloading games and stuff from the internet and remember to do his Windows and Norton updates regularly. Good thing his computer works great for visiting the forum. That is what is important to him.
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Post by jaxonc2 on Jan 22, 2004 14:57:10 GMT -5
It is much better now!
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hydrantman
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Post by hydrantman on Jan 25, 2004 3:45:54 GMT -5
If Motorcycles Were Like Computers 1. For no reason whatsoever your bike would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they put new trail markings up, you would have to buy a new bike. 3. Occasionally your bike would die on an uphill for no reason, and you would accept this, restart and ride on. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your bike to shut down and refuse to start, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Macintosh would make a bike that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to ride, but it would only run on five percent of the trails/roads. 6. On street bikes, only one person at a time could use the bike, unless you bought "Bike95", or "BikeNT". But then you would get to more hardware. 7. The bike would say "Are you sure?" before applying the brakes. 8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your bike would refuse to run until you simultaneously grabbed the plug wire, held the rear valve stem, and used the kickstarter. 9. Yamaha would require all buyers to purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally Topographical maps (now a Yamaha subsidiary), even though they neither needed nor wanted them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the bike's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, Yamaha would become the target of investigation by the Justice Dept. 10. Every time Yamaha introduces a new model, buyers would have to learn to ride all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old bike. 11. You'd press the "Start" button to shut off the engine. 12. On street bikes, the speedometer and tachometer would be replaced by an icon that comes on when the bike is running.
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