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Post by gabbie on May 19, 2004 23:03:22 GMT -5
Everyone has a little blonde in them!
There were these two blondes watching the 11:00 news one night. The next news article was about a man who was on a bridge rail about to jump off. The first blonde says to the other blonde, I bet that he jumps off the bridge. The other blonde said I'll take that bet, then it went to commercial. When the news came back on, the dude jumped off. the first blonde said I really shouldn't have bet you. I saw him jump on the 6:00 news. The other blonde said I did too, but I didn't think he would jump twice. Ha Ha Ha
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Post by wh2oscott on May 22, 2004 9:00:55 GMT -5
This blond is really broke, so she decides she is gonna get ransom for a little boy at the playground. She goes up to the little boy and pins a note to his collar, it reads " I am holding your boy for ransom please put 10 thousand $ next to the tree in the park signed the blond" and she sends the little boy home. The next day she looks next to the big tree in the park and there is a bag w/10,000 $ in it w/ a note, the note reads " I cant believe one blond would do such a thing to another blond"
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Post by Krash on Jul 21, 2004 14:39:33 GMT -5
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Scroll down I dont know...its never been done  |
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Post by cdaxena on Jul 21, 2004 22:34:21 GMT -5
Well I am glad I am not a blonde.  Or maybe I should be a blonde. I wouldn't have to screw in a light bulb.  |
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Post by hydrantman on Jul 22, 2004 17:36:32 GMT -5
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  TWO The question is ... How the heck did they get in there? |
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Post by Krash on Jul 23, 2004 21:46:16 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I know how![/glow] |
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Post by cdaxena on Jul 23, 2004 22:10:07 GMT -5
HOW? |
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Post by Krash on Jul 24, 2004 22:01:00 GMT -5
they telekenetically grabed the proclamation of the constapation of the light bulb, which by the theory of newtons 15th law clearly states that all things telekenetically grabbed from one onomity to another that they will appear within the 2nd.
Got it?
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Post by cdaxena on Jul 25, 2004 8:26:27 GMT -5
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Post by jaxonc2 on Jul 25, 2004 9:05:36 GMT -5
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TWO 
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stay vertical